Elephant Shower

~Here's some more wacky Japanglish, from the side of a plastic gift bag:

Elephant Shower

An elephant raises water to
flower arrangement every day.

Did you know that it is illegal in North Carolina to plow a cotton field with an elephant? Ah, what *useful* knowledge I gained in middle school social studies class! No word on whether or not having an elephant water your flowers is illegal. ~Oyasumi!