It's Alive...IT'S ALIIIIIIVE!!

~Here's some more Japanglish, from a local supermarket:

Found on a set of kitchen towels:

Sweet
Kitchen
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We'll advise you about your
"stickiness" about your daily life.

Please, I'd rather you didn't. Really.

Seen on the side of a paper bag:

CAKE BAG
We cheer everybody who
Communicates with all the heart
That's the reason why our products are alive

This company channels the emotional power of other people to power a hideous unlife for its confections. Presumably if people didn't communicate using their circulatory systems, the products would be merely inanimate objects. I like how the final sentence reads like a disclaimer. ~Oyasumi!