True Martial Arts Mastery

Forget kung-fu. Forget karate. Forget judo, tae kwon do, and ninjitsu. The real king of martial arts, apparently, is yoga:


^ I certainly hope most of that movie was faked. The cracking sounds coming from the joints of Dhalsim (or whatever his name was) truly freak me out.

So the moral of the video is this: when fighting an opponent who cannot be stopped like a normal person, the only solution is to glue them to themselves. ~Oyasumi!