The Ultimate Manly Gadget

~Guys, forget what I said yesterday about the Laser Snow Depth Gauge. What I have to show you today is the REAL ultimate toy for guys:

^ The "Super Beer Walker" is a remote-controlled robot that walks around and pours beer at the touch of a button. Without a doubt, the Japanese have outdone themselves on this one!

It's at times like this that I contemplate the evolution of the human brain, and its radical increases in computational capacity compared to species predating Homo Sapiens. Agriculture, then writing, then metalworking, then vaccines, then nuclear power, then space travel, and now...the Super Beer Walker. A true masterwork of human creativity, combining perfect engineering with the very essence of guy-ness. Only one word in the English lexicon is sufficient to express the sheer awesomeness packed into this machine.
Together now:
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1....

BRILLIANT!!!!!

~Oyasumi.